Cold Joke 冷笑话！

Cold Jokes

Tisha has some cold jokes to share.
They might not be funny for most of u, but for me, they are funny!

Coldness *****

三毛的故事

三毛只有三根头发。
有一天他到理发店去理发，他警告理发师要小心的剪他的头发。
理发师就点头说好。
突然！
三毛的一根头发不小心被理发师剪掉了，于是三毛就很生气的说:
“你怎么这样？！这样我要怎么绑辫子！？这样我只可以梳中间线！你要我怎么办？！”
　理发师只好赶快道歉然后继续的剪。
突然！
三毛的另一根头发又不小心被理发师剪掉了，于是三毛又就很生气的说:
“到底是想怎样？！这样我要怎样梳中间线？！我这样我以后只可以披头散发的做人！”

Coldness*****

熊猫和白兔的爱情故事

熊猫和白兔相爱了很久，已经到了论题婚嫁的时候了。
所以双方家长约在一起讨论。
谁知道讨论的过程并不愉快。
于是白兔的家长就很生气的说：“你不要以为你们黑戴眼镜像黑社会我们就会怕你！”
熊猫家长就很生气的说：“你以为你的女儿很清高吗？！她不就是那个playboy杂志里头的logo!”

Coldness ***

豆沙包

有一粒豆沙包，被车幢扁了才知道自己是豆沙包！

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三毛的故事: from ah yik
熊猫和白兔的爱情故事: from comic, bowling king
豆沙包: from gerain

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What is your Nationality my long lost friend?

Last night i chatted with a friend of mine who left Brunei and immigrated to Australia in the year of 2004.
Why do i call my friend as a long lost friend?
It is because ever since my friend left Brunei,we never have the chance to contact each other.

Thanks to FACEBOOK we found each other and exchanged emails.

How i know this friend? Since 2001...

We studied in the same high school, St.george's School.
We went to the same church, church beside our school.
We was in same class.
We gossiped about girls and boys.
We talked about studies.
We prayed in the church together when we were having exams

Until 2004...

My friend immigrated to Australia with the family.
All our friends went to airport and farewell my friend.
We promised to keep contact with each other but we didnt.
So we lost contact and...
I forgot my friend..

Four years later, 21.10.2008...

We chatted with each other through MSN.
Everything seems not right, we didnt know how to start a conversation.
I know that every thing have changed and we cannot get back to what we used to be.
I was surprise to know that my friend had become the citizen of Australia and had given up the citizen of Malaysia.
From what i know, Malaysia citizenship is difficult to apply and the passport of Malaysia is costly. Many people try to steal, rob and even make a fake one to get it...and my friend gave up on it.
My friend told me that my friend want to get USA citizenship in the future as it will be good for my friend's career and USA accept dual citizenship.

I feel sad...

I think it is good that people have ambition, they want to go to a bigger places and from there, they can get better future.

Like what my dad always tell me, my life is not just within Brunei and Malaysia. I should look further..it is possible that i even work in places like Egypt or even Korea. Is the matter of i dare to dream or not.

But..no matter where i go, i will remember my own country..Malaysia.
A country of mine yet i am not familiar with.
A 24/7 summer country that i love and hate.
A country that i am now staying in.
A country that I will never give up on my own nationality.

My friend used to write his nationality as Malaysian.
So now will be Australian and in the future will be American/Australian?

So when the child ask " What is my nationality?"
So my friend will answer " You suppose to be Malaysian but we gave up on that so we are either Australian or American"

It might be offensive if my friend see this, and i do not know the reason why my friend has given up the nationality.

But this is just my thought.

For people like me, who grew up in Brunei will not know much about Malaysia.
What is happening to Malaysia will not be our problem and we are no concern about it.
We only go back once in a year.
We will not think that Malaysia will be a place for our future.
That might be the reason why we do not care so much about our nationality.

But....

Once you stay in Malaysia, no matter which state..
You will notice that it is not as bad as u think..
You will notice that Malaysia can be a place for your future..
You will notice that Malaysia is the place that you are looking for..

So..When people ask me "Tisha, What is your nationality?"

And my answer will be..

" I am Malaysian and I am proud of it!"







All the best to my friend~~~!

Happy B-day to Bapa John

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

In the year of 1956, on October 19th. The 3rd son of Chin's family was born. He was named John Chin P S. In 1982, he married with Theresa Kong P T and gave birth to 4 children within 6 years. They are my parents.

Today 19.10.2008, my dad is 52 years. He has a happy and harmony family with a lovely wife and 4 good children. If someone asks me " how you describe your dad?" I will definitely answer he is not only my parent but also my friend.

My dad is tall with the height of 181cm and the weight of 90kg. He has a small eyes and dimples which i always feel jealous of! This is because i dont have one! He has a very dark skin due to the work he is doing, a constuction manager, who needs to go to the working area and look at the buildings.

My dad never punish me instead he never scold me. So i am considered a spoil child because the way i talk to my dad is just like the way i talk to my friend. I never afraid of my dad, so if there is anything i disagree or dislike i will tell him directly and my dad will agree if i was correct. If my idea was wrong, my dad will tell me lots of lots of reasons and the reason always start with " You listen to me, i tell you a story....and the story begins with...." Sometimes is tiring to listen to what he says but whatever he says seems to be truth.

I always tell my dad everything, including what is happening around me, my relationship, my study and many things. He will always listen to me and tell me his opinions regarding to my things and tell me what i should do. He is also a generous father, he will always buy handphone suddenly and the handphone will be used by my siblings and he is always the one using the lousy and old fashion phone.

Whenever my friends visit Brunei, my dad will always happy to welcome them and he normally will treat them sushi. My friends(Brunei friends) always like to come to my house because my house is like a gathering place for all of them. My dad will welcome them with a smiling face and they can do whatever they want. Even my friend, Joyce, will make joke that Uncle John is her god father. She sometimes call my dad as 干爹 and my dad will just laugh there.

My brother,Ignatius, used to describe my mum as " 一个无人可以取代我们心中的女人" during mother's day on stage and describe my dad as "一个很啰嗦的爸爸" during father's day on the stage. The way that we describe my our mum and dad differently is because we know that the personality of my parents are different. My mum like to listen to sweet words, because she is a sensitive woman. So we wish to describe her with sincerity. In contrast to my mum, we know that our dad is a person who can accept every joke. So we describe him that way, to represent that he will always tell us stories and the stories might be repeated or boring but we all know the reason for the story and we will listen to it.

No matter what, he will always be my best baba and i will love him forever.

生日快乐爸爸

祝你身体健康！事业顺利！

愿主保佑您！


Me and my dad, many people say we look alike.

Things happened on 16 october 2008

Today i got my birthday present from one of my O-week "Custom" group member Xanver. Funny thing is my b-day is on 24/7, which mean it was a very very very belated b-day present.

This was what happened...

I was sitting in the cafe, listen to my lovely Samsung Mp3, then suddenly someone approached me and said "happy belated b-day" with my present on his hand. I was so surprise but of coz i accepted my present. I felt sorry, becoz when Xanver b-day i didnt give him anything..Sorry!

So took my present out from the plastic bag and notice a box with the brand ZIPIT. I thought it was a lipstick or something hehehe..Then when i took out the thing from the box, it was a funny looking green zipping thingy. So i tried to zip it and it was a pencil case. A green one!

Happy~~hehehehe i can change my pencil case next sem finally! after using my pencil case for 3 years. hehehe...

Thankz Xanver, I like it!

My present

In the afternoon, me, Michelle and Jun went to Emart to buy things for the dinner preparation. Around 5pm, we arrived ah Jun's house but Michelle and ah Jun wished to jog. So they went to jog around the housing area and left me in the house doing what i wanted to do. I washed the sayur-sayuran then did what i suppose to do with it. By the time they came back i wash cutting garlic. After that Michelle started to cook. Our dinner started at 9pm haha~~then we all fooled and joked around till 10 something. It was a tiring day, even till now i still a but blur. I think that is because i laugh too much.

Btw, just now they all laugh at me. Is it wrong to use the bottom a bottle(glass) to press and hit the garlic instead of the using knife. I dun use knife becoz i dun think my knife is big enough and i dun think i have the strenght to hit and press the garlic.

anyway~~fun and unexpected day.

Tisha's 旧病复发！

Tisha is suffering these few days...
Her waist is painful...
Because she bent down and washed dishes in long house for hours + she water the plants (4-5 rows) continuously.
So...my waist start to feel pain
last night~~i couldnt walk properly. i couldnt sleep properly. when i lie down, i couldnt get up..
so i went to 推 today...
it was painful~~
i suffer like hell~~
then got tears come out...
becoz painful~~

then my uncle said "那个是旧病来的，要好好的拿东西，用对的姿势拿和蹲。不然腰又会复发”

so...hahaha~~i not going to carry heavy stuff anymore!

遗失的翅膀

遗失的翅膀

天使的翅膀不见了，所以他迷失了方向。
人们开始慌了，因为天使变了。
他不再是那个善良和处处为大家想的天使。
他变得小心眼而脾气也变得特别暴躁。

有人说天使其实是恶魔的化身。
也有人说天使和恶魔有了交易，所以把翅膀当作赠品送给了撒旦。
又有人说他不愿再做个天使了，所以把翅膀丢了。
没有人知道为什么天使的翅膀会不见，天使也不对任何人做出解释。

其实。。。
天使他开始觉得害怕了，

他怕他做的决定是错的。
他怕他还是伤害了他不想伤害的人 。

他怕他真的就如人们所说的那样是个恶魔的化身。

所以天使他变了...........

有一天。。。

凡间突然出现了一个拥有翅膀的黑发小女孩，

人们称她为黑发天使，

而她的心就如天使一样的善良。

凡间也因她而变得很和平。

但是。。。

有人有了疑问

“为什么天使是黑发的呢？”

“她真的是天使吗？”

“她其实是恶魔吧！”

天使的翅膀为什么会不见呢？Tisha还没想到~~慢慢的等灵感吧！

(written by Tisha)

遗失的翅膀

Ｊust because of you
You make me lost
You make me worry
You make me feel guilty
You make me cry
You make me stress
Environment around us,
make us worry
make us frustrated
make us cant believe each other
why??
Just because i love you

By Micha